relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold
I have part of a plan.
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
WAS THAT NOT THE MOST CUTEST THING EVER
Revolution OTP meme:
Sebastian Monroe / Connor Bennett - Colors (1/4)